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To put Portugal to think
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Which is the food that
more than one politican likes? Masses |
What it is that one wall says to the other?
We will meet the 'esquina' |
What walks with the feet in the head?
The lice |
What does the tomatoe say to the banana?
When I strap my clothes I am all 'vermelhinho' |
What gets broken by saying only one word? The silence |
What is 'pontinho' black in top of a periodical?
An ant on job search |
What says one cromossoma to the other?
Ah, happy chromosomes |
which animal walks with the legs?
The duck |
What says the great hand of the clock to the small hand?
You do not go yourself even so. I will come back in one hour |
What is that if 'tráz' for the table,
it is cut but never it is eaten? One 'baralho' of letters. |
What has fingers but can't write?
A Glove |
How does a sardine call a submarine?
A can filled with people. |
What always goes up, when rain comes down?
The umbrella |
what can go round the world,
by staying in one spot? The stamp |
Why it is that the ox muges when a cow passes?
Because it does not know how to whistle |
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What is the similarity between a man and a carton of yoghurt?
Both have validity stated period |
Who was the happyest man in the world?
Adam, because he did not a have mother-in-law |
What fuinho is one?
buaquinho in paede is one |
What says a saucers to the chávena?
Ai, son you have rabínho so hot |
What does a zebra says to the fly?
You are on my black list |
We are children of the same father
and the same mother, but we are not brothers. What are we? We are liars |
What is the Nick name of your coffee?
Nick Ola |
Which employee will always walk in line
in the absence of the master? An electric one |
Why does a hen shock?
Because it has no brakes |
What kind of lake makes a duck with one leg to the side?
'coxeia' |
'Which is thing which is it who without the Ni not glue?'
nicola |
What can a lice do on a bald spot?
Ski |
Which thing can you call, whithout speaking?
The Elevator |
Which is the best form to find a needle in a 'palheiro'?
To seat it in top |
What will grow when you spend more?
The invoice (bill) Bruno Dantas |